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Baby By Bullet

mikecall56 — Mon, 11 May 2009 01:30:48 +0000

what am i doing. im not even properly wasted to be wiritng this. This entry might actually mean sumtin!!!……or not (most likely not). So it’s sunday night and im more bored than………(i’ve been really bad with my anaologies lately). But yea. just thought i’d write to keep my fingers busy cause i told my mom i was working on an essay. Therefore, that is why i am unable to clear the sink tonight. Happy Mothers Day though! ! ANYWHO!!! So i was watching this show called Time Warp on discovery channel this morning (yes, i watch discovery channel willfully). Anyway, WAIT NO! it wasnt Time Warp. It was Myth Busters. I would’ve gone back and jst deleted the the words “Time Warp” and replace them with Myth Busters but im lazy. Back to the point!! So they were doing this investigation on this civil war dude who got shot in the family jewels. Yea. Thats not even the halarious part ye. After the bullet went through his balls, it proceeded on for another 100 yards or so AND LANDED IN A WOMANS WOMB! well not her womb but around there. So a few weeks later she finds out that she’s pregnant! But gunshot!! LMAO!!! i was rolling. I thought it was halarious! so the guy who got shot in the balls and lady who got shot in the u-kno-where ended up getting married and having several kids. but only the First one looked like the father. That musta sucked though! for the lady i mean (well the guy too but he didnt have to be pregnant with a strangers baby.) So yea. Make war, not love, and u might get preggo. ! Just thought i’d share that with you guys. That’s all! peace izzle guys! (izzle means “out”

PROCRASTINATION!

mikecall56 — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 01:08:20 +0000

LOL. not really. i just totally forgot i had a blog that no one ever reads. So i stopped making posts for what has it been now. 3 – 4 months. Idk. dont care either. Hmmm. Spring Break just ended. I am now looking at the last marking period of the 8th grade and summer is quickly approaching. at the same time, the work is piling up like……..(cant think of an analogy). But yea.. Life’s pretty ok right now. everything’s stable. not that you care. (not that anyones reading this). Im so wasted right now. i AM DRUNK!! WHHOOOO! lol jk!! Gotta keep it PG here. or at least PG-13. i think ppl can get drunk in PG-13 movies. Watever (maybe i am really drunk). lol. I hate how when ppl say Lol they arent really laughin at the stuff ur saying. they’re just doing out f internet edicate i guess thats what u can call it. I guess im gonna stop typing now because this is goin nowhere. Dont worrt. my procrastination will continue. See you guys whenever im drunk again! lol sike. (see! i didnt even really laugh at that. still wrote lol) I bet ppl couldnt go a week without typing lol at least once somewhere. online. texting. email. Anyway! Goodbye for real now! Peace

-Mike

(im not gonna re-read this one so if there are spellling errors the nobody of ppl that are reading can just tell me k!)

Finally!! I was never one to properly work vending machines. But this makes it a 1,000 times better!!!

mikecall56 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:19:34 +0000

coke touch screen vending machine

SOO COOL!!! wait? did that guy even have to pay??

Hey! How dope is this shirt

mikecall56 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:02:39 +0000

Say Somthing

I want my kidney back?

mikecall56 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:28:23 +0000

U’ve probably already heard about this but i had to write about it cause this ish is insane. So this couple has been married for 15 years right. then in 2005 the wife decides that she wants a divorce. Now thats all good and well but heres the dumb stuff. The husband is sooo pissed at her because of the divorce, that he wants her to pay him 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS!!! OR!!! (he gives her an option lol) OR! Either pay him the money, or give him back the kidney he donated to her back in ’01!! What kinda messed up shit is that!! I just want to know how two people can be soo in love to a point where both of them devote every moment of their life to each other, even to a point where one gives an organ just to keep the other alive! Then arrive at a point where one cant even stand to see the other alive and askes for his kidney back!! Now i can understand that this guy is upset. i mean, this lady moved out, she wont let the poor guy see his kids, and i think she cheated on him or sumtin like that. yea it’s horrible. But still, that’s no reason to go and steal an organ from the lady! especially one that u gave her in the first place!! Well anyway, homeboy here is having a hard time because the lawyers are saying that “a kidney is not a marital asset to be divided” and that he cant just ask for it back.”I felt humiliated, betrayed, disrespected and disregarded for me as a person, as a man, as a husband, as a father.” deep. but i would still take the money over a kidney any day. I dont think i could ever be so disgusted with a person to the point where i dont even wanna see them breathing “OH YEA!! F*ck you!! I’m taking back my kidney B*tch!!” lol. crazy people

Lighten UP!!!

mikecall56 — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:42:16 +0000

Yea……Procrastination is a bum. Well, i guess it’s not really procrastinating since this isnt like an obligation for me or anything like that. But today i was thinking like..”remember that blog you were trying to keep?” and i answered myself being weird like that i said, “Yea, OOOH YEAAA!! i do!” then the conversation went on and it ended with me writing this post right now. I’m kinda freestyling right now with this cause i dont know what the purpose of this post is about, that’s why I write my titles after i finish writing. You know it’s funny how people get so worked up over the simplest things. It’s like today, meaning now in 2009, people have been so harden by all the “bad” that’s goin on that they dont realize it when some “good” is shooting right at them! It’s like everything has a negative connotation (pray to god i spelt that right) behind it you kno! So there was this unknown blogger from my school who wrote this blog about all the things going down (in our school). Now this blogger was obviously trying to get a laugh with this and allow everyone that he/or she wrote about to have a laugh at themselves. But instead of getting the message, people thought that he/or she was degrading and and down right making fun of each person that was talked about in this blog. Now the whole 8th grade is go crazy because of this one person who was simply trying to bring some joy into our sad and pitiful lives. but whatever. whoever it was, i applaud them for doing what they did. It makes me feel like there’s still some people in America that still enjoy a laugh these days u kno, I would show you the link but that would be pointless cause no one is reading this and then you (whoever you are) would know where I go to school. Anyway!! My point is that people need to lighten up. When i say people, im not talkin about the snot nosed boring middle schoolers that im forced to breathe the same air as each day. I’m talking about EVERYONE! Think about this. The recession right. If the media didnt make the recession seem as bad as it is then everyone would be waaay happier each day. But since all we ever see is sad people losing everything across our tv screens, that’s all we focus on!! It’s sad. I’m trying to stay as un-interested with that stuff as possible cause the last thing i need right now is someone in my ear bawling to me about how suckish my country is. (dag! that felt good to write! some of this stuff i wish i could just yell at people in real life you know!) But yes….I’m tired of all this sadness going around. That’s why i admire comedians because even through all of this mess they find a way to suck it all up and make it funny; try to get a smile out of people, which is a hard thing to do these days). Sometimes i just sit back and laugh at how crazy this world is and how im not being affected by any of it. And when i get older, i STILL wont be affected by any of this because this problem would have either gotten better or the mexican would’ve taken over America. lol (srry Mexico, but the day we become less rich than you guys is the day America has gone to hell !) All in all, if you’re one of those sad pitiful people I’ve been talkin about, cheer up please. For America’s sake. Do it for the flag (wow….i lost some respect for myself there that was so corny). Well im lazy and i dont feel like typign out this big whole ending for this post so yea…think about it! Peace out you guys. whoever it is that reads this.

-Mike

New Year’s Resolutions

mikecall56 — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:30:54 +0000

I am so pissed right now. I just did like a whole thing of ranting right here! then! THEN!! after Word-press keeps saying that its “saving my draft” THE WHOLE THING GETS DELETED! i had this whole thing going about new years resolutions and how i think they’re stupid because no one really commits to them and stuff , then my whole post just gets deleted like that! *snaps fingers! Thats really suckish you know! I really do not appreciate this! But cant cry over spilled milk right? So let me sum it up for the nobody of people that are reading this. Basically, the reason for my dislike of New Year’s Resolutions is because people allow themselves too much time to get what they need done accomplished. Now i have nothing against setting goals and having a purpose and all that good stuff. But I’m not a fan of pointless goals, nor am I a fan of giving yourself too much time to get said goal done. Speaking as A Professional Procrastinator, if i have a task and the deadline for said task is more than a week away….that job is not going to get done……i promise you this! Either that, or I’m gonna wait till the last minute like I’m doing now with my vacation assignments, and it just wont be as good! I mean, it’s human nature for us to neglect the tedious tasks that we have to do! And the more time we have to do them, the more time we have to say, “I’ll do it later.” Then nothing gets accomplished! PLus there are these people who set these impossible never-gonna-happen goals that they “want to accomplish” expecting to get it done! “I wanna lose 80 pounds this year!” “I wanna sky dive!” “I wanna learn 2 different languages!” YEA RIGHT!! We say these outrageous things just so we feel good about ourselves for a few weeks in January knowing good and well that we have no intentions to do any of that crap!! My New Year’s Resolution? DONT GET ONE! Cause really it only leads to depression and disappointment, and who wants that right? Really my message is to be realistic, cause the worst kind of lie is a lie to yourself. (wow mike….that was deep). So in an attempt to end this off on a lighter note. Hope everyone one has a Happy New Year (srry, did i say everyone? I meant the nobody of people who are actually taking time out to read this) I’m really pumped for ’09! No resolutions holding me back. This year i just really wanna live my life you know! Hope everyone (there i go with that “everyone” again) has a good one! One Love! Peace!

-Mike

Hey! Who am I? YOUR FRIGGEN’internet SAVIOUR!!

mikecall56 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:58:26 +0000

OH! is it possible? yes! YES! i think it is! i just may have spelt Savior wrong! but who cares right! ok! (First impressions are everything and im pretty sure all the english teachers are offended.) Sorry, im not that good with “First Posts.” Mainly because i dont know who my audience is and you’re either laughing or looking at this like “why am i wasting my time reading this douche’s crap?” That’s a question you’re gonna have to answer yourself bud! But to the bloggy stuff! My Name’s Mike, I’m 14, i like the internet, i like to talk, my mother likes it when i shut up, so blogging seems perfect for me. Now i can chat it up to the Nobody of people that are gonna read this but still feel productive! ! I know you see the title of this blog….yea, its just sumtin that i thought of quickly cause i wanted to get going. If anyone has any ideas……..sharing is caring! I dont really WANT it, but it’ll do for now. I’ve always been told “why settle when you can choose?” My answer to that is because I’m too lazy to choose! My interest are that of the regular American 2008 teen……i can’t stand my parents, i want to stand out, music is my life, i take goofy facebook pictures to see who’s gonna comment on them, i see Jesus as a cool dude, i find school boring half the time, Barrack Obama is my homeboy, I dont know shit about politics, and i want some flippin attention from the rest of the world. ! I truly don;t even know what I’m gonna blog about……but as i always say, “why do now what you can do tomorrow?” and i don’t need to think about that until my next post! If you’re still reading this………god bless your soul. I’ll post later or whenever! Don’t worry! I’m a professional procrastinator so this might be the only post you’re gonna be getting for a month, maybe even more. But for now, Hello and good-bye!